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I’m blogging HERE now!

NEW!

Hurry Up.

The choice is yours
Dont be late
Take a rest
As a friend
As a known memory

Come As You Are – Nirvana

Edit: HAHAHAHA. Spelling error wtf, noob.

SMACKLEDOODLE.

If you’re fishing out some friends, make sure you pick those who doesn’t make you want to jump off a building.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

No school on Monday.

Till then.

Alex’s Open House.

Saturday, 31st January 09.

It was pouring when I was on my way, which made it difficult to locate his house. I’ve never been to that part of Taman Midah, so it was a little difficult. Okay, moving on. I didn’t feel like gambling, considering that I don’t have any luck at all so I just passed.

Alex didn’t tell me there was pork in the spaghetti dish which I ate so I’m going to get him for that. I don’t eat pork but that doesn’t mean I’m Muslim, okeh? I just don’t like the meat. And pigs are my friend.

Anyway, I played with Gordon, Alex’s dog which bit my butt. Soon, we got bored so we drove around. Hmm, got back, watched TV, did jack shit and went to Kaki Corner or however you spell it for dinner. I didn’t order anything and I had to go so Bryant and I dropped by Jun Chong’s place. Went straight to Leisure Mall after that. Don’t really have pictures but I think you guys don’t expect any anymore. xD

Monday, 2nd February 2009.

Bryant’s place. There weren’t many people but yeah, I guess he’ll blog about it soon cause I’m too lazy.

TK went berserko and started throwing a stupid star shaped pillow at my face. That’s all I can remember cause I was laughing the whole time. xD

Alrighty, that’s all.

Till then!

Watching You Watching Her Watch Tv.

I just re-read all my previous post and realized something that never crossed my mind. No wait, never mind. It crosses my mind every single day. I’m such a nuisance when it comes to blogging. All I ever do is blabber about the misfortunes of the everyday life. I need to get a hobby.

Furthermore, I’m looking for a new blog host. Why? Okay, it’s barely a year but I can’t take the limited amount of customization. So, I will probably reconsider Blogger. Maybe, maybe not. Sigh.

Till then.

Final Days.

If you were Kristy Chong, you would be scratching a very aggravating mosquito bite right about now. Vigorously! I’m telling you, it’s freakin’ killing me. I don’t even remember when have I ever lifted up my shirt, exposing skin for those dreaded pests to feed on. Sigh. I’m alone. Again.

*lone wolf howling*    

You see? If we homosapiens were built with some kind of mating call, no one would be lonely. Would you rather grunt or croak? Anyway, I crucially need to learn NOT to put off my work. My book goes like ‘Don’t ignore me, you freakin’ idiot!’ And I’ll be ‘I’ll attend to your needs tomorrow, dear friend.’ But somehow, I just keep telling it that.

So lets blog about today. I woke up with a cold so massive, it probably could damage my nose. Sometimes I just wonder, how many pints of mucus can one human nose produce in a day? Moving on, I forced myself to school, all the effort just to present myself in the school’s photography club. Yes, I am very determined. Ate hash brown’s for break and studied. Came home, showered, ate, jack shit and now I’m here. Blogging.

Have you people every realized that the scientific name for a Gorilla is Gorilla Gorilla Gorilla? HOW SAD IS THAT? Other primates get cool latin names and the Gorilla is stuck with one damned name, multiplied by three.

Gah, I’m off then. I’ve gotta start getting some proper rest. This should be recognised as a type of self-abuse.

Till then.

The Stupid Questions You’re Dying To Ask.

Everyone has ‘em. Sometimes we just already know the answer, but wants to be reassured. I have truck loads of ‘em, yes I do.

Anyway, I’m kinda glad that I have finally found the right inspiration to write stupid stories again! Feels like it’s been forever since I wrote a decent paragraph to start the story off. No, I’m not telling you what it’s about because it’s still in progress.

What’s hilarious is that Pang can think of so many crazy ways to tease one of our teachers. Gosh, I swear, I might not be able to eat anymore if I continue to sit next to her in class. Have mercy on my guts, dear girl!

Here’s what we thought of :

1. Throw a pen at his head and watch his face bounce back in slow motion. You know, that very spaced out kinda face while watching his cheeks jiggle. SLOOOO MOOOOE.

2. Video tape him falling down.

3. Give him a massive liposuction and blend his fats. Then, make him devour it. MUAHAHAHA.

I would probably be given a warning from school authorities if I post up who the teacher was. But then again, it’s pretty obvious who we don’t listen to in class.

I don’t know what to blog about anymore. My life is just like a barnacle. Heh.

Till then my lovely superiors!

Bitter Hostility.

Apologies for my absence. Honestly, blogging was the last thing on my mind for the past month. If it isn’t too late, I wanna wish all you guys a wonderful New year!

 

So, I haven’t come up with my New Year’s resolution, which is sad. I realize that throughout my life, my resolutions never change. That’s depressing, if you ask me. Anyway, what’s your New Year’s resolution?

As you all should know, school started on the 5th of January and it’s raping me into two. I guess I’m just not used to millions of assignments in a day. Also, sleeping at 5 a.m. everyday during the holidays didn’t help one bit. I mean, it’s hard getting the time right again. One night, I’m sleeping at 9:30 p.m., the next night, I’m sleeping at 1:30 a.m. I think I’m losing hair! And I’m not talk about the ones on my head. Moving on, my first week of school is probably the worst first-week-of-school ever. No, I don’t want to elaborate because that’s all you need to know. Maybe it’s the OMF-school-is-starting-and-I-am-not-ready-to-study-my-brain-dry syndrome. What’s worse is that I, forever a ‘go with the wind’ kind of person, didn’t prepare a new pair of contacts. So yes, I have to wear my nerdy glasses to school everyday. Well, at least till my contacts are ready. I look like a deer caught in headlights everytime I’m looking for someone.

Hopefully, by reading that sad excuse for a blog post, you learn that I am SO NOT used to blogging again. I feel like knocking my brains out now. Stupid fish-like brain. Sigh. Forgive me!

Oh and guess what? I might be single forever. Just found out today. Single. Forever. God shall forbid using these two words together!

Anyway, I’ll try to update more often. Okay, I know what you’re thinking. I know that I say that a lot but my blog is still like the space betweenParis Hilton’s ears.

Till then!

Let this be remembered.

Yay! I’m back. No, I did not go anywhere for the holidays. What I meant was, I’m back to blog.

So how are you guys enjoying your holidays? It’s almost over so, yeah. Enjoy whatever you have left. So let’s backtrack.

Saturday, 13th December 2008.

Um, I stayed over at Sel’s place the night before and we did what we’d normally do. Go to the gym, swim, etc. etc. But this time, she brought me to Phase 3 to exercise, which was cool. Later on, went down to the pool and met with Phil and his brothers. Sel went back to my place to put a night and that’s all for Friday.

Sunday, 14th December 2008.

Woke up earlyyyyy. First off, we went straight to Sg. Wang to look for Rachel’s black sash. What made it difficult was that the people there barely spoke English.

“Excuse me, do you sell sashes here?”

(Sales person stares blankly) “What is sash?”

“Um, a long cloth to tie around your waist.”

(Sign languages to sales person)

(Sales person hands over a belt)

How great is that?

Anyway, flagged a cab down to KLCC to meet with Philip. It was an indian cab and mind you, he was playing his Tamil music unnecessarily loud. I tried SO HARD to hold back my laughter but I didn’t want to offend the driver. At the end, I was down with a minor headache. We waited for the dear boy for an hour and a half. While we waited, we walked around the mall like deers caught in headlights. Sel and I were starving but still, we WAITED because we thought we were going to have lunch with Phil. So okay, we got our tickets and went to Coffee Bean. The drink we ordered sucked but the chocolate muffin is a different story. It was delicious.

At the cinema, Phil kept attacking both of us with popcorn so we paid 11 bucks just for popcorn in our faces. And the fact that he laughed at almost every scene helped. ANDD he booked our seats THREE FREAKIN’ ROWS FROM THE SCREEN. *Regains composure* Sigh.

Chilled at Dome after the movie and flagged a cab down to Renaissance. I know, most of you would be like ‘Ohh, you should’ve just walked.’

Well no, we didn’t and get over it because our feet were covered in blisters.

Back at the hotel, helped Rachel and Inez get ready for Prom. They were beautiful! Sad part was, I didn’t bring the camera. Lalala. Well, from what I’ve heard, the prom went well and everyone had a blast. Later that night, my mum and Justin came and we ate at some mamak stall in BB. We left in a hurry because a fight was about to break so we just didn’t wanna be part of a killing fest. You know how people are these days.

The next day, checked out and went to Megan Avenue for lunch. Bla blaa. Boring day, nothing to post about.

So, that’s it I guess.

I also recently found out that Philip can imitate Captain Jack Sparrow’s accent, which is so bloody cool! xD

Okay, I’m off to bed.

Goodnight. I’ll try to update a little more often.